I see from Wikipedia that I missed several more opportunities to be fooled yesterday. I must have been in the shower when Today announced that the UK Theme had been partially reprieved by replacing it with a new euro theme. Google Rooms beta was rumoured.

And by not visiting Macrumors yesterday I missed out on the utterly brilliant Page 3 where it was revealed the next OS after panther will be OS X Felix, that iTMS would switch to WMA and merge its Country and Classical Genres (“to save disk space”) and that Apple and Disney are to “aquire each other”. Read every detail – from the delightful ratings, to references to products such as the µMac and the odour sensitive trackpad.