“Love & Monsters” Review

I haven’t written individual episode reviews for most of Doctor Who. I did feel moved, half way through last night’s episode, to post something along the lines of “Wow. More like this please.” But I then since that was all I felt it was necessary to say, it didn’t seem worth the bother.

Well, due to popular demand, I’m going to have to say a little more than that.

After the previous double in the Alien/Event Horizon Hollywood space epic genre, here’s an episode that not only goes to the other extreme with a very English romcom feel to it (very Anorak of Fire), but in which also the brilliant editing allows the writer (“The Master” – Russell T. Davies) to shrug off the constraints of the Doctor Who formula most effectively. Not just the non-linear narrative, but the subjective first-person video diary narrative and the almost schizophrenic cutting camcorder->Doctor Who->camcorder->Elton John->ELO….etc.

Marc Warren and Shirley Henderson were great, it was packed with playful gags (some very funny, with superb timing… such as the epic musical build up to the Bella Emberg “she lives at number…” line) and it had a great soundtrack. The affectionate digs at the fans were spot on (which of us doesn’t know a Doctor Who fan called Colin who has every episode on tape? – I know I do). Jackie Tyler in full on seduction mode was petrifying and hilarious, with Camille Coduri then handling the change to the desparate-left-behind thing most effectively. Okay, so on the niggles front, we get more unsubtle Torchwood/Bad Wolf references crowbarred in,
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and (though I don’t want to be uncharitable here) the moster did look a bit like it had been designed by a 10 year old. Although this last is understandable, given that it was. Also I was disappointed that, given its romcom status, that we didn’t get the full on happy ending, although at this point in the season’s arc I can see why. The biggest problem with the episode will be for the kids, since the humour and style were perhaps too sophisticated to be accessible, and it certainly wasn’t very scary: what was there for them? And funny though the final gag was, I have to admit to being a tad shocked at hearing this in a “family” show!

Anyway, in short, I loved it. It was a very clever episode, but it clearly wasn’t to everyone’s taste. In fact, it’s a bit of a marmite episode, and has already been described as the worst episode ever (so not just worse than Aliens of London/World War III, but The Happiness Patrol, The Web Planet etc. as well). So I’m now going to don my tin hat and get under the table…

…okay, the comments on this post are now on.

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No Stephen Fry Episode in Doctor Who Season 29

After pushing it back from season 28, Stephen Fry, in a Douglas Adams Continuum webchat said “Ah, now, unfortunately, I’ve had to pull out of the Dr Who gig. Lack of time. I just couldn’t find three minutes to string together. Barely enough time to go to the lavatory these days, let alone take on new projects. Sorry about that… ”

Obviously this is terribly upsetting, but the rest of the chat includes some interesting nuggests, such as speculation about a Fry-scripted Dirk Gently film (which would presumably, being based on the book, contain elements written for…. Doctor Who) and a guest appearance with best buddy Hugh Laurie in House. It would be great to see them on screen together again.

He also revealed that he owns:

  • 3 Intel iMacs and one G5 iMac
  • Two Mac Minis
  • 2 MacBook Pros and one G4 Powerbook
  • A dual processor G5 Powermac

Doctor Who, Dirk Gently, Macs and House all in one chat, wow….

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Trouble at t’Mill

Apologies for the downtime earlier today. The F2S database server apparently went down last night and this wasn’t fixed until late this afternoon.

I know it’s not the first time this has happened recently, and I’m currently wondering whether it wouldn’t be a better bet to host this site at home. My connection is now pretty reliable, and at least if there were any problems, I could do something about it. But for now I’ll give these guys another chance.

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FrogWatch: The Kitchen

I know they’ve previously wandered in but I put that down to youthful pranks. Tonight it’s hot, it’s rained a little. They come in again. I spot two of them on the way in, as another one’s heading out…
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A couple of them get comfy under a drawer unit, but I’ve no idea how many others jumped in when I wasn’t looking.
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Finally, these two leave.
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Headed the righ tway.
But how many frogs are round the back of the freezer? Or next to the washing machine? How can I stop them wandering in whenever I’m not looking? Must I keep my door shut all the time? I will not be dictated to by my amphibian friends!

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FrogWatch: Snails That Pass In The Night

On his way up the tree tonight, the frog met a snail coming down.
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Look at him just looking at it. He should be gobbling it up.

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FrogWatch: Tree Climbers

I was doing a little late night gardening. At around 9pm all the frogs head out of the pond and up to the wall, and tried to climb it. None of them got too far with that, but this one did better climbing the pear tree.
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He’s about 2 foot above the ground here, about two thirds of the way up the picture on the right hand branch.

Here’s a zoom in on the same picture, so you can see him:
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After the photo was taken he climbed out of sight in the the campinula. Now I don’t know what he’s doing there. Maybe he’s on his way out of the garden (he’s at the same height as the lowest wall there, and there’s a ledge he could crawl along to it).

Or maybe there’s more flies up there. I think that’s what they’re up to now. Some of them are sitting very still, they open their mouths, chomp them shut and give a sort of napkinless dab to the mouth.

Here’s one with his mouth open:
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You can see, disappointingly, those jaws aren’t really wide enough to take in a whole slug. Perhaps he could just take little bites…

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Those Results Again In Full

The story so far: Series 28 of Doctor Who has followed a similar template to Series 27, making an almost complete episode against episode matching possible, as reported previously. The Satan Pit did not disappoint, well, at least in comparison to The Long Game, for could we really expect it to have matched the Bolero fuelled brilliance of The Impossible Planet? In fact of all the two parters so far, the only one whose conclusion did not fail to live up to the promise of its opening was the sublime The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances from the pen of Steven Moffat.

Anyway, here are the scores updated to include today’s result:

Round one: Introducing the New Doctor
Rose vs. The Christmas Invasion.
Result: 1-0 to the new guy
Round two: This is the Future
The End of the World vs. New Earth
Result: 1-1 draw
Round three: Victorian Wales/Scotland
The Unquiet Dead vs. Tooth and Claw
Result: 2-1 to Eccleston
Round four: Back to the Present
Aliens of London/World War Three vs. School Reunion
Result: 2-2 draw
Round Five: The Old Enemy Audio Play Remake
Dalek vs. Rise of the Cybermen/The Age of Steel
Result: 3-2 to the Ninth Doctor
Round Six: Space Station Crew Against Mysterious Controlling Enemy
The Long Game vs. The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit
Result: 3-3 draw
Round Seven: Mid 20th Century Faceless Menace
The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances vs. The Idiot’s Lantern
Result: 4-3 Eccleston

Father’s Day (series 27) and The Girl in the Fireplace (series 28) are still on the bench, and there are another 2/3 stories in each season still to play (series 28 has one extra episode – the Christmas Special). Fans wait in suspense for the final playoff in a month’s time…

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Kitten vs Frontrow

Required viewing featuring Apple’s MacBook Pro and Robot the Kitten, a feline with a particular fondness for iTunes.

I’m impressed the MacBook Pro screens are scratchproof, but what I can’t figure out is where on the Apple Store you can specify the kitten as an extra?

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Frog on a Lily Pad

Oh, I know this is a bit of a cliche, but this dude is just as cool as a cucumber
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so I had to take a photo, and I’m having an armed guard to protect against fair maidens, in case they kiss him and turn him into a handsome prince…

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