Dalek Spotter’s Guide

Thanks to my cousin I shall be unable to even use the internet for 24 hours from 7 o’clock tomorrow for fear of spoilers, let alone post.

But in anticipation of the big event, here’s a quick guide to types of Dalek. To recap, four Daleks appeared from the void craft, but what kind of Daleks were they?


“Original” or “Standard” or “Renegade” Daleks were the Daleks originally created by Davros from genetically modified Kaleds who invaded Earth (in their original timeline, before being wiped out of history). They rebelled against Davros, and tried to put him on trial.


The black “Supreme” Daleks were commanders, subordinator only to the emperor Dalek.


“Imperial” Daleks were the new “improved” loyal Daleks created by Davros after the original Daleks turned against him, not necessarily formed of Kaled tissue and regarded as genetically impure due to their additions and mutations.


The scientist Davros, creator of the Daleks, later styled himself as the emperor of the Imperial Daleks.


The bronze reconstructed Daleks, survivors of the time war, recreated by the new emperor Dalek who hid in the void.

It seems likely the Daleks in the void craft also hid after the time war, but are they reconstructed or did they stay hiding while the new emperor rebuilt the race, only for it to be destroyed by Bad Wolf Rose? It looks like one is a supreme Dalek.

One wish for the finale (that won’t happen): flashback to the eighth Doctor regenerating into the ninth, at the conclusion of the time war. Well, if we’ve been given Daleks vs. Cybermen, surely anything’s possible?

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My Jerry Springer Moment: “Jerry Springer – The Opera” Review

“This is my Jerry Springer Moment,
I don’t want this moment to die
so dip me in chocolate
and throw me to the lesbians
I don’t want this moment to die”

So the lyrics are brilliant and hilarious, the music’s terrific too, and so’s the choreography. The encore is delicious. Even better, you get handed a leaflet by Christian protesters who are offended, amongst other things, by the fact Christ doesn’t get a costume change when all the other characters do.

Alas, it was half full (I doubt it was because of the mult-faceted campaign of prayer, or even because Brightonians were worried about bringing shame and judgement on the town – it’s a bit late to be thinking about that!) But it’s a fabulous evening’s entertainment and even a bit of classic so see it if you can. Brighton seems to be the last stop on the tour and it finishes on Saturday following a free debate (chaired by Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee with Jerry Springer The Opera writer Richard Thomas and the Reverend Dr David Hilborn).

Incidentally, walking home, I saw the future: a wafer thin computer screen displaying news in an estate agent’s window (“what the fuck? what the fuck? what the fucking fucking fuck?” to quote The Opera) and then a small unstaffed DVD Rental Vending machine centre where it appeared you could stick your credit card in the machine and it would spit out a DVD, with rental at 99p a pop! Are these common now? Am I just behind the times?

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Pear Drops

Or pears drop, that should be.
Young Pears
The pears that have formed in the upward facing blossom are beginning to face downwards, thanks to the effect of gravity as they biggen themselves.

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Who Questions

Before this series started, I posed a few questions I thought might be answered. With only one more episode to go, it’s time to check back, see if they’ve been answered, and maybe ask a few more.

  1. What has happened to Captain Jack (not to mention the lovely Lynda-with-a-y)? Will we have to wait until Torchwood airs to find out? Will we find out even then?
  2. Can’t say for certain until Doomsday airs, but it looks like we will have to wait for the Torchwood series until we find this out. Although we’ve seen Torchwood tower in Army of Ghosts, we haven’t seen “the Hub” of Torchwood in Cardiff Bay, (on the Rift of The Unquiet Dead and Boomtown). So we probably won’t see Captain Jack.

  3. Is the Doctor personally aquainted with Arthur Dent?
  4. I now think I have enough to take a position on this, which I will put in another post.

  5. What is the connection between C19 and Torchwood and UNIT?
  6. What with all the Torchwood references, the question has now become far more complicated. How come Torchwood was known to uniform plods in the ’50s (The Idiot’s Lantern) and yet the Prime Minister in 2005 was not supposed to know about it (The Christmas Invasion)? If Torchwood was waiting for the Doctor (Army of Ghosts) since it was founded (Tooth and Claw), why didn’t they click when a man calling himself the Doctor with a blue Police Box worked for UNIT for 3 years in the 1970s? This one really poses more questions than it answers… Another Torchwood question.

  7. How is Torchwood’s Gwen related (if at all) to Gwyneth of The Unquiet Dead (both played by Eva Myles)?
  8. And another Torchwood question (but I bet it has something to do with the Rift!).

  9. Will there really be another K9 spinoff (K9 and Company is the only television spinoff so far) and will this be set up in School Reunion?
  10. This has been answered: yes and no. Disappointing on both counts.

  11. Most importantly, what are we to call the new series? Is it Series 2 (and how is that to be distinguished from the Season 2 with William Hartnell?) Is it Season 28 (as if we’re carrying on from the original series) or should we call it (to avoid this whole dispute) the 1st Tenth Doctor series?
  12. Well, I’ve been using Season 28 and I think there’s good reason. There has been more overt continuity with the original series this season – now it’s found its new viewers, it doesn’t have to worry about scaring them off. So K9 and Sarah-Jane link back to the Fourth Doctor days, Graeme “Androzani” Harper directs all the Cybermen episodes, there’s the Cybermen themselves, all sorts of little nods to the original show (such as the sarcophagus from Pyramids of Mars seen in the Torchwood Institute) and of course the “I was a father” line linking straight back to An Unearthly Child.

    But to neatly sidestep the whole issue, we could just refer to Series 1/Season 27 as “Season Bad Wolf” and Series 2/Season 28 as “Season Torchwood”. I wonder what it will be next time?

But there are now a few new questions needing answers…

  1. Firstly, why didn’t the Doctor go back for Sarah-Jane after dumping her in Aberdeen and scooting off to Gallifrey? I don’t believe the answer he gives her in School Reunion at all (and if he did, he wouldn’t have invited her to join him again). He must have gone back to ’80s Croydon to leave her K9, so why didn’t he even go and see her then?
  2. Then, there’s the question of why Sarah-Jane didn’t take up the Doctor’s invite to join him again. If she’d been waiting so long, what was there to keep her? I’d have happily swapped her for Rose…
  3. We finally saw the Doctor getting some action in The Girl In the Fireplace. How many centuries since he last got laid (as far back as Romana? or even Susan’s grandmother?)
  4. How old, actually, is the Doctor?

These are in addition to the unanswered Torchwood questions… I don’t think we’ll get all (or indeed any) of the answers on Saturday’s episode. But we might get some of them from the Torchwood trailer that I’m betting will follow on from it.

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Doomsday: Daily Teasers

They’re on the website if you don’t catch them on TV.

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Basil

Growing on the window sill:
Basil - 2
The other ingredient for the aforementioned tomato salad.

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Tomatoes

Almost all the flowers have turned to fruit:
Green Tomatoes - 2
This splendid little pot-grown plant is a bush tomato. The side shoots don’t need pinching out, in fact no pruning is necessary.
Green Tomatoes
Just a little more ripening in the sun, and it’s time for tomato salad.

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Major Clashes

Why do they have to put them on at once?

Yesterday we had…

England v. Portugal

Murray v. Roddick
and
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…and they all overlapped. Thankfully, I was able to use my time machine to propel the Doctor into the future, and the BBC’s live, online Wimbledon coverage to watch the Murray’s tense first set during extra time.

Well, the football was a bit disappointing all round, really. But the tennis? Probably the match of this tournament – Murray is brilliant. Straight sets, I couldn’t believe it! Some incredible rallies… And the last clash – well, I’m on the edge of my seat. (Unfortunatly, next Saturday, my cousin has decided to get married… on the day of the Ladies’ Singles Final, the semi-final losers and Doomsday!)

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CrossOver Mac This Month or Next

Welcome to July.

This month (or next) we get, in addition to Boot Camp and Parallels the third way: Windows software on a Mac without Windows, with CodeWeavers’ CrossOver Mac. Like their CrossOver Office (for Linux), it’s based on Wine. Whilst, as with Wine on Linux, this means that there will be applications that won’t run, Codeweavers will officially support the applications it supports with CrossOver Office (eg. Access 2000), plus (drum roll….) Half Life 2! Hurrah!

News.com has images.

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Storping Failure

Due to the increasingly erratic service provided by our hosts, Little Storping was unavailable this morning.

Apologies.

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