Bond 22: Risico?

EON have announced that Bond 22 will be released on May 2nd 2008, ending speculation that they were going for a 45th Anniversary “007 in 2007″ follow up to Casino Royale. The release will, however, be in the month of Fleming’s centenary.

It didn’t used to take so long for the next film to come out. Although 2 years is a big improvement on the 4 preceding Casino Royale or even the 3 preceding Die Another Day, the first four films were released a year apart.

  • Bond 22 will star Daniel Craig (it is rumoured the pre-title sequence follows directly from Casino Royale and has already been shot).
  • It will be based on an original idea by producer Michael Wilson, who hasn’t been involved in writing since Licence to Kill.
  • It is rumoured that Neil Purvis and Robert Wade, who worked on the the last four Bond movies as well as Johnny English won’t be back. Hurrah.
  • Nothing further has been confirmed about the possibility of Tom Stoppard working on the screenplay for Bond 22.
  • Notting Hill director Roger Michell is rumoured to be directing.

There is also a rumour that the film will be titled Risico. This is one of the five unused Fleming short story titles along with The Hildebrand Rarity, Quantum of Solace, The Property of a Lady and 007 in New York. The plot from the short story Risico has already been used (in 1981′s For Your Eyes Only). Since 1989′s Licence to Kill the film’s titles have not been Fleming’s, until this year’s still to be released Casino Royale, which will use Fleming’s plot.

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WordPress 2.0.3 Bug

Hmmm. WordPress 2.0.3, which Little Storping upgraded to 11 days ago, seems to be escaping characters when comments are edited or I write posts with the Bookmarklet (and I suspect it of turning off comments too). It is claimed this (known issue) can be fixed with this tuneup plugin and as soon as I get to an ftp client I will try it. In the mean time (all together now) we apologise for the inconvenience.

Update (17:44): It worked.  Hurray for TxFx.net.

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Surviving the Doctor Who Drought

I’m getting severe Doctor Who withdrawal now. Two Saturdays with no new episodes! But the BBC are doing their bit:

Eighth Doctor Audios
BBC7 are repeating the Eighth Doctor stories made by Big Finish starting with Douglas Adams’ Shada (episodes 1 & 2 have already been broadcast, but it was produced for the BBC to webcast so you can catch up with it at the website). These stories follow on from the TV Movie and, since that was a one off, are the only serials to star Paul McGann. They’re half hour episodes, very much in the traditional style of Doctor Who, but with writers including Robert Shearman and Mark Gatiss, who have written for the ninth and tenth doctors (Dalek; and The Unquiet Dead and The Idiot’s Lantern). Recommended.

“Classic” Doctor Who DVDs
I hate this “classic” thing, since it’s still the same series, but unless you’re a dedicated Whovian, there are probably episodes you haven’t seen, and there are an increasing number available to buy or rent on DVD. So instead of going cold turkey, you could pick up on your favorite characters from this last season: for the Cybermen Tomb of the Cybermen and Earthshock are available; for the Daleks The Beginning, The Dalek Invasion of Earth, Genesis of the Daleks, Resurrection of the Daleks, Revelation of the Daleks or Remembrance of the Daleks; if you want more Sarah Jane The Ark in Space, Genesis (again), The Pyramids of Mars or (from 24th July) The Hand of Fear, when Sarah Jane is left (as we now know) in Aberdeen in her last story (ignoring, as we will, The Five Doctors) before she meets the Doctor again in School Reunion; or K-9 in The Leisure Hive.

Or you could sample one DVD for each Doctor – I’d suggest The Daleks for William Hartnell (part of a box set that includes the first episode too – bonus!); Tomb of the Cybermen for Patrick Troughton (great early Cyberman serial); Spearhead from Space for Jon Pertwee (original Auton episode); City of Death for Tom Baker (taking lovely regenerated Time Lady Romana to the City of Love); Earthshock for Peter Davison; Revelation of the Daleks for Colin Baker (wierd but strangely wonderful); The Curse of Fenric for Sylvester McCoy; and Doctor Who for Paul McGann (not much choice there!)

BBC Soundtrack Audio
Some TV episodes have famously been lost, but the audio for every story has been recovered. These are released with linking narration recorded by an original cast member. Strictly for the hard core fans; the rest of us will be waiting for animated versions such as in the forthcoming Invasion DVD. Or if we can’t, at least the “reconstructed” CD-ROM with telesnaps and MP3 Audio as in The Power of the Daleks might do. There have also been specially recorded BBC soundtracks, such as The Genesis of the Daleks LP.

Novels
There are tons of these and in the post-cancellation years all sorts of fanwank was published commercially, so I don’t even want to go there. I read some of the Target Novelisations of the original stories many years ago, including Doctor Who and the Crusaders which the TLS lamented introduced “an 007 sexual-sadistic element” and that had quite an impression on me (I must have been about eight). But forget the rest.

Big Finish Audios
I was expecting more fanwank since even the officially produced radio series with Jon Pertwee was a disappointment, but I’ve been pleasantly surprised by these stories featuring the Fifth through Eighth doctors, with some of their original companions. Unlike the new TV series, they are unashamed in appealing to the fans with the traditional four half hour episodes with cliff-hanger format, and overt references to continuity (indeed, they are squeezed in between TV serials – sometimes more successfully than others). I thought they’d need narration (voiceover as in The Deadly Assassin or Doctor Who) but they generally work well on radio with only occasionally the “let me describe what’s happening visually here” dialogue intruding into the plot. Furthermore, they give Peter Davison and Paul McGann, who were never really given a chance fully to do justice to the role on TV, the opportunity to be just fabulous on the radio, and the special effects are in the mind and therefore are better than ever. Spare Parts (remade as Rise of the Cybermen on TV) or The Chimes of Midnight are my recommendations for starters.

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Dragon or Damsel?

I got confused before, when I identified a Damselfly as a Dragonfly.
Dragon or Damsel?
I managed to get this pic of a much larger insect, when it (accidentally) visited my kitchen and had trouble getting out. But now I need help from my dragon/damsel experts – which is it?

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Films to See Before I Die

Film4 relaunches as a free Freeview channel tonight with the wonderful Lost in Translation. I didn’t watch 50 Films to see Before You Die last night because the Radio Times said it was full of spoilers, but I’ve looked at the list to see how I’m doing…. not too well, by the look of it, I’m not even half way there and I don’t suppose they’d stop making films while I catch up?

29 Films I Haven’t Seen (Though I’m Not Dead Yet)

  1. A Bout de Souffle
  2. Aguirre, the Wrath of God
  3. All About Eve
  4. Apartment, The
  5. Badlands
  6. Black Narcissus
  7. Boyz N the Hood
  8. Brazil
  9. Breakfast Club, The
  10. City of God
  11. Come and See
  12. Dawn of the Dead
  13. Fanny and Alexander
  14. Heavenly Creatures
  15. Lagaan: Once Upon a Time in India
  16. Manhattan
  17. Manhunter
  18. Mulholland Drive
  19. Pink Flamingos
  20. Princess Mononoke
  21. Scarface
  22. Searchers, The
  23. Secrets and Lies
  24. Sexy Beast
  25. Shawshank Redemption, The
  26. This Sporting Life
  27. Three Colours Blue
  28. Touch of Evil
  29. Trainspotting

In my defence, six of these are already on my must see list and indeed two of those I already have on video. Less promisingly, I haven’t even heard of five of them.

But let’s look at the ones I have seen…

10 Films I’m Glad I Watched Before I Died (That Are on C4′s List)

  1. 2001: A Space Odyssey
  2. Chinatown
  3. Donnie Darko
  4. Fight Club
  5. Ipcress File, The
  6. Ladykillers, The
  7. Lost in Translation
  8. Night at the Opera
  9. North by Northwest
  10. Royal Tenenbaums, The

To be honest I’d rather see Funeral In Berlin than The Ipcress File before I died, but I don’t want to quibble here (especially as I’ve already seen both, and there are bigger arguments to pick with C4).

11 Films I Didn’t Actually Really Need to Have Seen Before I Die

  1. Alien
  2. Apocalypse Now
  3. Cabaret
  4. Erin Brockovich
  5. Hero
  6. King of Comedy, The
  7. Player, The
  8. Pulp Fiction
  9. Raising Arizona
  10. Terminator 2: Judgement Day
  11. Walkabout

Although I’d be pretty disappointed to find myself dead and having not watched some of the films on that list, if we’re limited to 50, we’re going to need some space for

11 Films I’d Be Pretty Pissed Off Not To Have Seen Because Channel 4 Missed Them Off

  1. Brighton Rock
  2. Bullitt
  3. Casablanca
  4. Fargo
  5. Heathers
  6. The Life of Brian
  7. Out of Sight
  8. The Thomas Crown Affair
  9. To Have and to Have Not
  10. The Wedding Banquet
  11. Withnail & I

And yes, I know I’m chucking out “heavyweights” like Apocalypse Now and Walkabout to include fluff like Out of Sight or The Thomas Crown Affair, but we don’t have to be too grave just because it ends in death, do we? Besides, the first 6 of the “glad I watched” list keep up the “darkness” quotient…

But should I trust Channel 4 on the 29 I haven’t seen, when they got so many of the others wrong? Why don’t they think I should see Citizen Kane, Doctor Strangelove or The Third Man, films I can’t quite believe I haven’t seen? Can all the 29 films I haven’t seen really be better than Kind Hearts and Coronets, La Haine, Memento, Richard III (1996) or Taxi Driver which are amongst those (can you believe it?) which have had to be relegated to the reserve list?

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What’s Going On?

WordPress Upgrade: plugins will be deactivated and there may be some downtime as I upgrade us to WordPress 2.

Update 19:47: Everything has gone smoothly and I have reactivated the plugins. It’s taken about 16 minutes to do the upgrade. The only thing that I can see currently needs attention is the handy login box, for those of you who use it, that used to be at the top right on the sidebar. For now you have to click the login link down the bottom right.

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Dead Frog

Not a pleasant post, I fear, but in Little Storping we will not shy away from the truth. It’s a barely recognisable dried out husk, looks a little like a leaf, but it moves. Why? If it ever was a frog, there’s no way there can be any life left in it. Are the dead frogs walking?

No, it’s full of maggots. Just for once, I don’t think we’ll have a picture with this post.

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Cats That Look Like Hitler

A site dedicated to Kitlers. My favorites here and here.

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The Invasion

It’s only been 48 hours since the series finished, but Doctor Who withdrawal is setting in and there’s 168 days until The Runaway Bride… There wasn’t even a trailer for Torchwood, the one prospect that will get me through the next 5 months – I was sure there would be.

Fortunately there is an incredible Doctor Who event to look forward to: as is widely known many of the early episodes have been wiped by the cretins at the BBC. However, one serial with two of its episodes missing is being released on DVD in November: The Invasion , with the missing episodes ReAnimated and they’re going to look stunning! Check out this sample to see how the the animated version, beautifully drawn, free from dodgy special effects, and voiced by the original cast looks even better than the episodes that survived! Here’s hoping for more releases… indeed, why shouldn’t we see every episode of Doctor Who, either restored or reanimated, to complete the entire series?

An additional Doctor Who treat for me today: I discovered that my companion at lunch was Janet Fielding’s agent, and got her the role of Teagan Jovanka, companion of the Fourth and Fifth Dcotors.

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The Final: This Is Not War, This Is Pest Control

So far, it’s 4-3 Eccleston. This is how it’s happened:

Round one: Introducing the New Doctor
Rose vs. The Christmas Invasion.
Result: 1-0 to the new guy
Round two: This is the Future
The End of the World vs. New Earth
Result: 1-1 draw
Round three: Victorian Wales/Scotland
The Unquiet Dead vs. Tooth and Claw
Result: 2-1 to Eccleston
Round four: Back to the Present
Aliens of London/World War Three vs. School Reunion
Result: 2-2 draw
Round Five: The Old Enemy Audio Play Remake
Dalek vs. Rise of the Cybermen/The Age of Steel
Result: 3-2 to the Ninth Doctor
Round Six: Space Station Crew Against Mysterious Controlling Enemy
The Long Game vs. The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit
Result: 3-3 draw
Round Seven: Mid 20th Century Faceless Menace
The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances vs. The Idiot’s Lantern
Result: 4-3 Eccleston

So now, play on.

Round eight: Playing with Time
Father’s Day vs. The Girl in the Fireplace
Okay, it’s a rather tenuous link, but there’s a time paradox in Father’s Day and time windows in The Girl in the Fireplace, so here goes. Father’s Day was a great little piece of drama, and I love the idea of the reapers, and Shaun Dingwall makes Pete Tyler a brilliant reluctant hero, Christopher Eccleston conveys the sense that Rose has imperiled the Earth. However, The Girl in the Fireplace is just too excellent for Father’s Day to stand a chance. The wonderfully bizarre juxtaposition of 18th Century France and a 5th Millenium spaceship is enhanced by the futuristic clockwork and the horse. Tennant is just superb, the plotting is tight, and the Doctor gets to party with the French and sing songs from “My Fair Lady.”
Result: 4 All

Round nine: Er… Got References to Previous Episode(s) In It In Some Way
Boom Town v.s Love & Monsters
I’ve got to admit this is the most tenuous link of all. But in bringing back the Slitheen, Boomtown links back to the Bad Wolf season’s first two parter, just as the flashbacks in Love & Monsters link back to Rose, the Aliens of London double Boomtown links back to, and The Christmas Invasion. Despite the reappearance of one of the Slitheen, Boontown is relatively inoffensive, but it’s still not a patch on the wonderfully off the wall homage to Doctor Who fandom that Love & Monsters is. Yes, the romcom element sits a little uncomfortably an attempt to have a standard Doctor Who monster story too, and the ending is a bit…wierd, but there’s no doubt we want more episodes that take a bit of a risk with the formula, fill out some of the minor characters, and just have a bit of fun!
Result: 5-4 Tennant

Round ten: The Finale
Bad Wolf/The Parting of the Ways vs. Army of Ghosts/Doomsday
Both of these doubles link back to the classic monster revival, with Army of Ghosts playing the extra card of having the Daleks reappear as well as the Cybermen. I have to admit, the Torchwood references that were starting to irritate me did help to give a bit of a build up to the whole Torchwood Tower setup, which was a great finale in its own right, even if there were no spinoff dedicated to the sort-of covert organisation. The appearance of the Daleks was superbly done, and the Dalek/Cyberman bitch slapping (Dalek: “We are not interested in design.” Cyberman: “That is obvious.”) was hilarious. The episode was a great send of for the character of Rose Tyler and her extended family; the visuals of the story were, as was typical for many of the Season 28 serials, absolutely stunning, from the pre-title sequence of the various planets to the Norwegian/Welsh beach on which Rose bade farewell to the Doctor. But the Bad Wolf and The Parting of the Ways had greater tension, and there was a real sense danger than none of the major protagonists would survive. The build up was more gradual, and the timing unimpeachable, piling on more and more suspense with every scene. This build up reflects the shape of Season 27 as a whole, where the episodes got progressively better and better, and the addition of Captain Jack as the third companion in the latter half kept the relationship between Rose and the Doctor from getting stale. Season 28 peaked too early, with The Christmas Invasion and The Girl in the Fireplace near the start and Fear Her, the weakest episode, coming at the end. But this is a tough one to call because they’re both top quality Doctor Who, and it’s hard to find fault. Bad Wolf is perfect, and The Parting of the Ways near perfect (opening the Time Vortex with a yellow truck just didn’t quite live up to the build up for me). Army of Ghosts loses points for bringing in the parallel world thing again, although Doomsday does good things with the idea. The latter almost goes on for too long. (I thought it should have ended with the Doctor and Rose trapped in different universes, but the beach scene persuaded me otherwise – Rose:”I love you” The Doctor: “And so you should”. However, they should have saved the Catherine Tate bit as an epilogue after the credits, as it just jarred following that.) In the end, I really can’t decide. I’m not going to call it. It’s a draw.

Final Result: 5-4 Tennant

As I’ve said, the first of the new seasons was better structured. The constraints of the budget were more obvious, but the writing in many of the episodes more than compensated. Also the music, which was the only thing Sylvester McCoy criticised in the first new season was actually far more appropriate in that season than this, where it frequently intruded to the point of drowning out the dialogue. This season opened out more possibilities, with the Doctor and Rose even straying out of the orbit of Earth. But it never reached the flawless perfection of The Doctor Dances. Instead we had consistency: poor though Fear Her was, it wasn’t as bad as World War III.

As for the Doctors themselves, well, since he’s been gone, I’ve missed Eccleston. I’ve missed his anger, and the profound sense of loss he seemed to bear, and most of all the sense of danger – that everything might not work out well in the end. Tennant has been far better at the lighter stuff – the humour and the eccentricity. He’s been more of a traditional Doctor – not that this is a criticism of Eccleston who did something quite original and shaped the role Tennant stepped into. Still, I miss the sense of danger. Of the two, Tennant is my favourite and I wouldn’t have had anyone else take over the part, but in a way I wish Eccleston had stuck around for another season or two because he was so good that 13 episodes with the 9th Doctor aren’t enough. Either way, Doctor Who has been consistently fantastic entertainment across the two series since its revival and any talk that this series hasn’t been as good is just piffle.

Another consistently excellent aspect of the show has been Billie Piper’s performance as Rose. She has redefined the companion, and although I have been sniffy about her once or twice she deserved the great send off, as I really think she’s been wonderful…

Goodbye, Rose Tyler.

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