It’s the warpage rather than the fact its got me in it that makes it odd in my book.

“It€™s almost as if the picture is being recorded like television scan lines rather than like a film camera€™s shutter mechanism.” You’ve put your finger on it there, I find it very bizarre. Surely this is the behaviour of a camera that is optimised for video being used to capture stills… So why can’t we use it for video?