Homeopathy: Her website doesn’t make it obvious how to contact her if you’re not a constituent so I clicked the contact link to send a message to Green Party HQ. An automated holding reply has come back with a link to their policy page. I didn’t read it all, but a search for “homeopathy” on the Health page draws a blank.

The Chronicles of Tarquin: The thing about having an unusual name (I’ve never met another) is that any reference to it feels like someone’s talking about me. I comfort myself with the knowledge that I’m not a tumor. I can tell because at no time have I been subject to uncontrolled growth.