An irate christian wags a finger at Jonathan Pope: “If Mary Whitehouse were still alive, she’d make mincemeat of you”.

Yes, the best team bonding exercise for the production team of Echo Beach is a fistfight with the ecclesiastical membership of a christian viewers association, in last night’s best-so-far episode of Moving Wallpaper, and that’s saying something. This is no longer just about “how did something this good get made by ITV?”, the show’s a classic by any standard.