There’s a splendidly way out rumour over at MI6.co.uk suggesting that Bond 22 (now titled Four Beddings and an Assassination, presumably) will be written by Richard Curtis of Blackadder and Hugh Grant romcom fame. This follows news last week that Notting Hill director Roger Michell will not direct after all… Well, it’s still got to be better than letting Purvis and Wade get their hands on it.